What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:16
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
How do I get over a long-term relationship breakup?
HELLO
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
What is some information about unprotected sex and pregnancy?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Sure no problem officer.
If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?
{RING} {RING}
Yes sir it is.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
After a few moments he returns.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??